DAMN FINE EXPLANATION

The wife came home early and found her 
husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
     
And she was somewhat upset.  'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried.  'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
 
your children!  I'm leaving you .. I want a 
divorce right away!'
     
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a
 
minute love so at least I can tell you 
what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
     
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young
 
lady here asked me for a lift.  She looked so 
down and out and defenseless that I took 
pity on her and let her into the car..
     
I noticed that she was very thin, not well
 
dressed and very dirty.  She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
     
So, in my compassion, I brought her home
 
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you 
last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.  The poor 
thing devoured them in moments.
     
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested
 
a shower, and while she was doing that, I 
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of 
holes, so I threw them away.
     
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
 
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they 
are too tight.
     
I also gave her the underwear that was
 
your anniversary present, which you don't 
wear because I don't have good taste.
     
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
 
for Christmas that you don't wear just to 
annoy her, and I also donated those boots 
you bought at the expensive boutique and 
don't wear because someone at work has 
a pair the same.'
     
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding
 
and help that as I walked her to the door, 
she turned to me with tears in her eyes 
and said,



'Please ...
 Do you have anything else that 
your wife doesn't use?

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